The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.