The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.