The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.