The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Schultz will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Schultz scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.