The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.