The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Schultz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.