The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.