The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Schultz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.