The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.