The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Schultz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.