The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Schultz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.