The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.