The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.