The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.