The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.