The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.