The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.