The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Schultz, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.