The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.