The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.