The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.