The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.