The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.