The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.