The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.