The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Schultz, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.