The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.