The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.