The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.