The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.