The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.