The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Waller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.