The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.