The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Waller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.