The Hamstring Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.