The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Waller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.