The Blocking Assignment Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Waller stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.