The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Waller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.