The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.
- Waller is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.