The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Waller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.