The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Waller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.