The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.