The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.