The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Waller gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.