The Blocking Assignment Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.