The Blocking Assignment Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Waller gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.