The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.