The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.