The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Waller runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.