The Invisible Route Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.